This is now my favorite post. Ever.
never forget to wash the butt.
TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG
Keep away from fire especially when wearing
that heAD NOD
the chick in the back tho
Unfortunate Sign Burn Outs
Previously: Unfortunate Mugshot Shirts
i dunno why but elf storage got me the most, i just picture an angry santa being all WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T LEAVE THEM HERE?
im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
this is how false information on tumblr works
THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE
My stomach growled super loud in French omg
I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize
hon hon hon feed me a baguette
Why do I even go on this website
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
FAVORITE THING THAT HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW EVER